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[22 Jun 2003|11:22pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | knapsack ]

The party was hella fun, happy birthday Sara, Jess, John, Nick did I miss anyone? Whatever.

peas

:::10 bands you've been listening to lately:::
>01. Bloodjinn
>02. Misery Signals
>03. Pixies
>04. Knapsack
>05. Indecision
>06. The Red Chord
>08. Jawbreaker
>09. New End Original
>10. Misfits

:::09 things you look forward to:::
>01. Getting paid
>02. New computer
>03. Starting my new project
>04. Breakfast (Oatmeal!)
>05. Tattoos
>06. Jen coming home
>07.
>08.
>09. Death

:::8 things you like to wear:::
>01. Jeans
>02. Cowboy shits
>03. toenail polish
>04. Dickes Jacket
>05. Hood
>06. Clauddaugh Ring
>07. Black Ankle sox
>08. Nothin. at. all! Beeeeeatch!

:::07 things that annoy you:::
>01. Money
>02. Carpal tunnel
>03. Bums
>04. the little piece of chicken at the bottom of my Yellow curry tofu
>05. Getting older
>06. Passive aggression
>07. Beige

:::06 things you touch everyday:::
>01. My butt
>02. Keyboard *sigh*
>03. cellphone
>04. door handle
>05. my plugs
>06. muni transfer

:::05 things you do everyday:::
>01. eat hella
>02. use the computer *sigh*
>03. walk to the muni
>04. laugh to myself and look crazy
>05. sleep

:::Movies you could watch over again:::
>01. Mallrats
>02. Amelie
>03. Dawn of the Dead

:::2 of your favorite songs at the moment:::
>01. Phantom Planet- California
>02. New End Original- 14 to 41

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[16 Jun 2003|12:06pm]
reading live journal throught the Shizzolator is funny http://www.asksnoop.com/
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well shit [15 Jun 2003|11:50am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Bad Brains ]

Well Saras got a boyfriend. James?

shewhodares 98%
jamescreep 92%
cycoeva 91%
xxxharcoxxx 84%
xsnypax 80%
likeamelody 50%
How compatible with me are YOU?
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[12 Jun 2003|12:15am]
[ mood | pissed off ]

Mother fucker I just wrote this whole goddamn thing. Fuckin fuck FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

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[10 Jun 2003|05:38pm]
[ mood | relieved ]

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | Finally having the big pschotic break.
02 | Parasites.
03 | Losing a hand.

THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | Cartoons.
02 | Veggies meats.
03 | Diet IBC.

THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | The DMV.
02 | Cops.
03 | Being cold.

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | christians.
02 | chinese.
03 | wormholes.

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | Minature Guillotine.
02 | Bendy bro.
03 | Candles.

THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | this.
02 | breathing.
03 | pretending to animate.

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | Go to space.
02 | Destroy something worth more than a million dollars.
03 | Get my licence back.

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | Make cartoons.
02 | Entertain myself.
03 | Procrastinate.

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | Mellow.
02 | Indifferent.
03 | Wierd.

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY LOOKS:
01 | Homo.
02 | DIY haircut.
03 | secretly filthy.

THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | Dance.
02 | Fight.
03 | Eat cheese.

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | Knapsack.
02 | Swing Kids.
03 | Endicott.

THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
01 | Ramallah.
02 | Goo goo dolls.
03 | David Hasselhoff.

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
01 | pretty much.
02 | hella.
03 | dope.

THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
01 | French.
02 | flying a plane.
03 | painting.

THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | A-Team.
02 | Gi Joe.
03 | Twilight Zone.

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[10 Jun 2003|05:36pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Radiohead ]

HASH(0x85cda98)
Which Silver Screen Siren are you?

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[10 Jun 2003|03:25am]
I need something new.
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Moo [23 May 2003|02:05am]
[ mood | dirty ]

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Soap and water [23 May 2003|01:30am]
[ mood | thirsty ]
[ music | Kraftwerk ]

<3 - Scraping my leg really fast with this knife so little clouds of dead-skin-dust fly up

Cops motherfucking cops goddamn shitfuck slow-writing mongoloid muni cops and their stupid fucking quotas and their yellow vests and their stupid contempt for me like they just busted R Kelly for pissing on some seven year old hoodrat I bet this'll bump you up to leutennant officer assfuck oh fuck it who am I kidding I don't really even care

This pineapple I just bought

Watching some fat muni lady punch some Guido for talking loud and stealing a ticket

Man sooo much skin dust

Albert Camus

San Francisco

Soy

The pearl Buttons on Shirts the kind that you snap not button (so easy)

People who are my friends even tho Im too busy being crazy to be friends back

Carpal Tunnel

Computers

That part on my back I cant reach

Double Gulp

Pretty much every Nathan I know

People who can talk without needing me to respond

People who dont make small talk

People who think Im lonely because Im alone

Unexpected smoothies

Being the creepy guy

People with shaved heads

Boobies

Ninjas

Hemi Laser Dolphins

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[21 May 2003|12:44am]
[ mood | predatory ]
[ music | Bad Brains ]

I have a job I totally love but never actually manage to show up until after 11 and even then I'm only productive maybe 40% of the time. I'm always making tea and eating Luna bars or other shit I find in the cabinets, talking to random people or leaving for hours just walking around or maybe doing interviews with other companies. Not to mention the whole AIM thing. And no matter what they're always impressed with my progress. Wow that's really coming along!

After work I walk out to the Muni platform and dig though my pockets at the broken ticket vending machine to find a five dollar bill and no change. So I walk into the Crossroads Cafe where ex-junkies dispense marginal coffee as part of their reintroduction to the real world.

Mr. Coffee Junkie: Hey, can I help you?
Me: Uh yeah, could I have a Large decaf iced coffee with soy milk
Mr.CJ: Yeah. *punching the order into McDonalds-style Picture register* Oh... Um... So do you want the soy milk in the coffee?
Me: *stares blankly*
Mr.CJ: *starts getting visibly pissed off*
Me: Oh yeah! sure, thanks!

Mrs. Coffee Junkie: Here ya go *holding the cup*
Me: Oh hey thanks! *reaching for the cup*
Mrs.CJ: *pauses contemplating the cup*
Me: *Looks around confused*
Mrs.CJ: The straw got wet *looking to be on the verge of tears*
Me: Oh that's fine!! *forcing what I imagine to be my most reassuring smile*
Mrs.CJ: Is that fine? *Still holding the cup even closer to her*
Me: Totally, totally, fine! I swear!

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Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! [15 May 2003|09:51pm]
[ mood | crappy ]
[ music | death cab for whoops at the drive in ]

So I've seen Matrix2 twice in the last 24 hours. It's pretty good. But maybe just cause it was free... God this toothache is in-fucking-credibe, this must be what menopause is like, emotionally.

I gotta find a dentist preferably with rampage or asteroids in the waiting room. The diesel store is cool cause of the video games. Yay back to work! Money for food and a new place. I wanna live next to a fruit stand or an organic grocer and a bus stop...

Burrito burps are gross
...probly more so for innocent bystanders in my office. Cancun is on the edge of unbearably hot. But carrot orange juice is nice. I hope they're shady and can make me a platinum grill that says Teej or something at least a dollar sign or crossbones.

DJing is probably I have decided the most questionable skill ever... the good ones just do more twirling around to make it seem as if what they are doing is hard. Congratu-fuckin-lations "DJ HoSTEeSs CuPCak-E" you can beat match two songs together within the span of 8 minutes or however fucking long techno songs are. *Looks down hand is dripping unexplained blood*. Man I need to stop keeping razors out all loose in my backpack or I'll just keep cutting myself while blindly rummaging...

I want all of my teeth to be replaced by titanium or somthing... I'd gladly walk around with metal teeth if it meant I didn't have to deal with my teeth ever again. Whoa I was at giant killer robots today and there was this dog that was all dreadlocks! And not like just filthy but actually like human dreadlocks all the same size and length it was incredible. It kinda reminded me of one of those spinning brushes from the automatic car-wash. No discernible features just like a buncha rasta wigs walking around best part of my day.

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Fuck you [11 May 2003|10:29pm]
My main reason for living is to send a little fuck you to the universe every morning I wake up. Fuck you.
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Bummer [09 May 2003|07:43pm]
Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.
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Anybody need a roomate? [06 May 2003|02:35pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Still Sonata Arctica ]


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My spoon is too big. [06 May 2003|01:39pm]
[ mood | groggy ]
[ music | Sonata Arctica ]

Lately I feel like I'm ready to explode, I've got a million things on my plate and still I feel like I should be doing more. On top of everything else I have to figure out what I'm going to do when my lease is up. Nicks moving in with Mike and Manny and I'm over living here so we'll see what happens. Hopefully I'll get some work soon and I won't have to worry about as much. Prom was way fun... well dressing up was anyways and Del Taco of course. And I bought these dope Bali masks all impulse purchase style, man they're rad.

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Shazbot [25 Apr 2003|04:12am]
[ mood | dirty ]
[ music | Burried Alive ]

Oh man, Great America is fuckin rad!!!! I love it. Such a nice day and no lines at all! Plus we ate some good ass vegan food afterwords at this place I forget the name but its run by the same cult as golden era.

So I'm goin to this fuckin Coachella music festival tomarrow and I'm kinda bummed cause I realized how lame the majority of the bands are and how fuckin many goddamn bros are gonna be there! And I'm missing Embrace Today. Booooo! I'm hella thirsty. Wheres my goddamn robot tattoo Adam?!

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Week of dopeness [20 Apr 2003|06:08am]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Knapsack ]

San Diego is fucking dope! I had so much fucking fun.

Butt-metal cover bands
JLJ tattooing his sack
just hanging out at the shop

I wish I was still there sitting on the beach makin fun of bros with Jess and Nick. Everybody down there was so rad and there's more vegan food out there than I would know what to do with. All and all probably the most fun I've ever had on a spring break. And what makes it even better is that all the Japanese horror dvds I ordered on ebay were waiting for me when I got back.

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